Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023

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Crappy Cafe

An ownerless cafe, where they serve no food or drink.

"You wanna head to the Crappy Cafe?"-Maksym
"Nah dude, that place sucks."- Edu
"We are no longer friends."-Maksym

by The Virgin Queen March 3, 2021

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Crappy Barbara

A nickname for capybara

Let me tell you about my favorite animal, the crappy Barbara.

by NikkeiAspie August 13, 2025

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Flopping like a crappie

To die, Dying.

If I start "Flopping like a crappie" after eating this, you'll know why.

by Jacjoa September 15, 2020

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seven crappy hours of our life

School.

Person 1) Isn't school a fucking pain in the ass?
Person 2) You know what it IS?
Person 1) What?
Person 2) Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life.
Person 1) Blud you speaking fax 🗣

by AverageAvgeek January 2, 2024

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