The country everyone wants to get out of. No reason for leaving is required as everyone is thinking the EXACT same thing. In fact.. any excuse will do in order to immigrate to a more worthwhile country.
by Times Tables Are Fun November 2, 2008
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Australia is an ultimately normal place that enjoys the good things in life.
Extreme sports, sports, watching aerobics on telly, beer, sex, fine dining, beach, babes and bongs.
We don't like, poms that whinge, loud mouth Americans, Pauline Hanson, Red Necks, George Bush, Home & Away, Tasmania, Steve Irwin or his dickhead wife.
We are friendly, multiculural and drunk. You don't like it, then get out of the way of my ute.
Australia is an ultimately normal place that enjoys the good things in life.
Extreme sports, sports, watching aerobics on telly, beer, sex, fine dining, beach, babes and bongs.
We don't like, poms that whinge, loud mouth Americans, Pauline Hanson, Red Necks, George Bush, Home & Away, Tasmania, Steve Irwin or his dickhead wife.
We are friendly, multiculural and drunk. You don't like it, then get out of the way of my ute.
Australia is one of the only places where people visit just to meet the people that live their
Are their English people that don't whinge?
Are their quiet mouth Americans?
Are their English people that don't whinge?
Are their quiet mouth Americans?
by Eirike May 13, 2005
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"Australia isn't real"
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