The country everyone wants to get out of. No reason for leaving is required as everyone is thinking the EXACT same thing. In fact.. any excuse will do in order to immigrate to a more worthwhile country.
by Times Tables Are Fun November 2, 2008

Amazingly this country is not just desert, convicts and kangaroos.
Australia is an ultimately normal place that enjoys the good things in life.
Extreme sports, sports, watching aerobics on telly, beer, sex, fine dining, beach, babes and bongs.
We don't like, poms that whinge, loud mouth Americans, Pauline Hanson, Red Necks, George Bush, Home & Away, Tasmania, Steve Irwin or his dickhead wife.
We are friendly, multiculural and drunk. You don't like it, then get out of the way of my ute.
Australia is an ultimately normal place that enjoys the good things in life.
Extreme sports, sports, watching aerobics on telly, beer, sex, fine dining, beach, babes and bongs.
We don't like, poms that whinge, loud mouth Americans, Pauline Hanson, Red Necks, George Bush, Home & Away, Tasmania, Steve Irwin or his dickhead wife.
We are friendly, multiculural and drunk. You don't like it, then get out of the way of my ute.
Australia is one of the only places where people visit just to meet the people that live their
Are their English people that don't whinge?
Are their quiet mouth Americans?
Are their English people that don't whinge?
Are their quiet mouth Americans?
by Eirike May 13, 2005

by ghenkel September 8, 2019

The number one place for god forbidden horrors. Amazing people, really nice but it’s where god drops his dlc.
by Bre Dior September 18, 2019

It's hell if you have arachnophobia, and i just so happen to have arachnophobia. so i will never go to Australia EVER in my ENTIRE LIFE
by Smoothbrick578 October 9, 2021

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"Australia isn't real"
by Me.Toonenstien October 26, 2022

a distortion of space time holding all of god's mistakes. Never meant to be discovered by man it is too dangerous for anyone to survive here for long.
by Pass-da-Aux December 13, 2018
