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by Beef Wellington February 5, 2024
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Jett Wellington Parker

Festy pale white boy with a baby voice, around 67 voice cracks per day, and features pimples on his ahh. His favorite hobby is scat, and he fails every nnn. He likes fried chicken and red frogs, but is best known for using random gym equipment/pesticide cannisters inappropriately when he is bored. He is very easily rage-baited and uses YouTube shorts.
1. "Ever since he got that new haircut, he’s been acting like a total Jett Wellington Parker, always fussing about his appearance."

2. "She showed up to the party with mismatched socks and a wild outfit; it was such a Jett Wellington Parker move."

3. "I love how she embraces her quirks and isn't afraid to be a Jett Wellington Parker in a sea of ordinary."

4. "His playful attitude and carefree spirit really made him the life of the party; he's definitely a Jett Wellington Parker."

5. "After that incident at the café, we all agreed that he was acting like a total Jett Wellington Parker again."

6. "Sometimes you just have to be a Jett Wellington Parker and not take life too seriously."

7. "Her dance moves on the floor were so all over the place, she was giving off major Jett Wellington Parker vibes."

8. "We appreciated his honesty, but that frank comment was a classic Jett Wellington Parker moment!"
by daniel_jenz November 5, 2025
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Don't eat the Beef Wellington

Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.
"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!
by RideBigPony August 14, 2023
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pork wellington

A sausage roll, preferably from greggs.
Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.
by pongo69x December 25, 2022
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Beef Wellington

Having sex with someone who has a yeast infection while wearing a condom.
My girl and I last night did a beef Wellington.
by Z&Ccorpertaion July 29, 2022
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cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame
I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington
by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013
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wellington handbag

the act or act of slapping a womens' face with your penis until it bruises, then taking her to wellington nz buying her a handbag with a hole in it and her giving you a blowy whilst performing the same act
hey gerrard i just wellington handbagged your mum and sister

so thats why you were away for 12 days

yep
by tomcollins10166 November 22, 2010
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