anti - shield

A word to imply the use of something that either doesn't exist, or is completely irrelevant.

Victim: Guys, I need some help with a serious family issue. What should I do?

You: USE AN ANTI - SHIELD!!

by Rhaukuma August 2, 2010

Schawg Shield

The ability to not be effected by low grade marijuana. Typically gained by experienced pot smokers.

Jack: "Dude, we're so high."

Jackson: "Yeah, but look at Robby."

Jack: "It's alright, he's just got a schawg shield."

by Jacksonjack September 24, 2009

Pulling A Shields

The act of doing something dumb and laughing annoyingly afterwords.

"Dude check this out!" *does something stupid and laughs annoyingly*
"Quit pulling a shields"

by SD&JV April 10, 2009

fat shield

The layers of fat around and over a fat woman's pussy that makes penetrating her pussy both a workout and a test of physics.

It is important to lift those fat shields otherwise they will just bounce you out.

by lfalsdjfljasdlfjlsad flsajdf l September 6, 2014

Shaft Shielding

When a projectile on course for collision with your testicles is blocked by your dangling member. This act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.

"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"

by JLavelle August 16, 2017

genna shields

offfft youd git it.

genna shields oh my. get they bad boys oot;)

by woooop woooop;) November 8, 2012

pussy shielding

The process by which a female friend or accomplice prevents the potential of sexual intercourse between another female and a male. Often by arousing fears of STDs, pregnancy, or societal scorn (ie "slut").
In summary, The Opposite of Cock Blocking.

Dude, I was trying to get some last night, but Janice's friend totally pussy shielded me.

I'm looking out for my girl, I'm pussy shielding her tonight.

Bitch, stop pussy shielding me, I WANT, to get laid by some dude tonight.

by OhNoTotallyPussyShielded August 28, 2009