PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

alice perks

alice means hairy in Greek

"woah my plums so hairy it looks like alice perks"

by alxocicbsb December 5, 2013

Perk effect

when someone tells you to buy a game and then they never play it with you

person 1: man i just bought this game and he wont even play it with me

person 2: man thats the perk effect now you lost your money

by inks333 June 1, 2025

Perk

Passive Ability.

An ability that doesn't require any input to be used. An ability that comes naturally, once learned (if it needs to be).

Having a Quick Learning Ability (perk) allows you to learn things much quicker than what would normally be expected.

by ShockWave_1-0 March 23, 2017

perks and pain

top 5 airport player of all time perks and pain is the best

perks and pain how are u doing on this fine evening of April

by dietolive April 29, 2022

Perk-Pissed

Agitated while on the percocet pill.

Jim got so perk-pissed he smashed his computer monitor with a hammer then started eating pieces of the monitor, later regretting it.

by sudo chop February 9, 2013

Perk Valley

A school full of bad athletes, and not that smart of kids unless if you’re name is Justin Jaworski, Meagan Jonassen, Emma Miley, and Nia Daisy

Oh look it’s a ton of bad athletes from perk valley

by Tina Long October 27, 2019