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The MJ

busting your nut on a black person turning them white
I pulled a black bird last night and gave her the MJ, she was white by the time I’d finished
by Gingerbollocks May 3, 2020
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usama mj

He's a kind hearted person

Usama is known as MJ
by Modern Nadodi September 16, 2020
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MJS

Man Jamming Steady

A good worker who has found the tao of their craft, whatever it may be, giving them the ability to make complex and intricate tasks appear effortless by performing them with sheer precision and absolute accuracy, every time.

An MJS who has mastered their craft then transcends to a pedagogical role, elevating those in their presence with empowerment through shared knowledge and support, specifically characterized by a distinct absence of threats, criticism, or any other forms of discouragement.
"This project is doomed! How are we ever going to meet the deadline and stay under budget? It looks impossible!"

"Cancel the meetings, relax, and let the MJS work his magic- this whole thing will be straight by morning."

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"How is this student able to accomplish so much with so few resources?"

"She apprenticed under an MJS and learned the path to enlightenment. Now her actions are an extension of herself and her work is fully harmonized with her surroundings."
by Mike DeBest January 26, 2013
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MJS

an initial for the most annoying person on the planet. they can not ever stop talking and it sounds like nails on a chalk board. has a shrimp dick and a rotten soul. can barely speak english and is the least romantic person i’ve ever met. dating him is like dating the devil. even worse.
MJS??! run the other way!!
by sdpeff November 18, 2022
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Mj Sparks

Mj Sparks is a very interesting individual. She’s very attractive and has great style. She has very good music taste. She’s very underrated and most just believe the rumors that are told about her before actually getting to know her. She is kind to everyone but cares most for her friends. She has the most irreplaceable love for her friends. She’s very funny and very nice to hangout with. She’s been through some pretty traumatic things but still is a very good person. She has the most infectious smile. She has porn star tits and the hottest body but there’s more to her than just that. She says af and lovely a lot and she care about people.
Oh my god did you see Mj Sparks today she’s so pretty
by BIG BRAIN BOZO November 24, 2021
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Mj

If you know Mj don't get on his bad side cs he will snap tf off he can be nice and played back but once you push his limit it's like he's a demon. So don't get on the bad side of Mj and he don't play bout his family
Oh there go Mj he cool but don't get on his bad side
by Yvvng_.mj November 22, 2021
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Mj

An absolute weirdo, they are very concerning and seem as if they need a lot of help, they try and act like they’re super cool but realistically they would sit and watch hello Kitty with you, they threaten your plushies. He is very sensitive when drunk and is a baby inside. Will ask you if you’re okay when you get scared watching a movie. He’s kinda nice ig but is also a rat.(also attractive even if they say no)
Mj you have 3 inches.
by beepboopcowgirl January 25, 2023
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