King Kong

A giant ape from skull island, who is kidnaped and dies in new york in 1933

Hey, have you seen the 1933 King Kong movie

by GojiraKnowledge March 16, 2023

King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022

King Kong

King Kong, but most people know him as mega simp.

Bruh King Kong is such a mega simp, he climbed the empire state building just to die to a few old planes!

by KFC_Console February 6, 2021

King Kong

An aggresive man that beats his wife,
A racist term to call black people Ape's, or
A way to call someone overly buff(steroids).

That Nigga look like King Kong.

by JazNimnree February 6, 2021

King kong choker

A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.

Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.

by krisholio March 31, 2022

King Konged

Being in a state of complete transcendental kettyness and as high as a ferret in a hot air balloon

Me and stevo bashed 2g's of ket then smoked a philly blunt, I'm king konged mate

by elephantspam January 26, 2019

king kong

to shit on top of a toilet while both feet are positioned on the side walls like king kong

" I didn't want anyone to see my feet so, I king konged that toilet bro"!

by TOMBOMCFAREN June 23, 2015