goomba

Someone who shamelessly does stupid/gross things.

"Tyler let a stinker loose during his presentation, what a goomba!"

by goombaclot April 15, 2014

Big Goomba Energy

The unmistakable vibe of someone who is clumsy, goofy, and kinda intimidating in a dumb-but-lovable way. Like a Mario Goomba waddling straight at you—unbothered, ungraceful, but somehow still a threat.

“Bro tripped over his own feet, got back up, and started talking trash. That’s Big Goomba Energy.”

by CanadianEatFresh September 6, 2025

Goomba

A brown person

Look at that goomba over there

by BigBrown12 February 11, 2022

Goomba

A slang term for a weak underling or minion, originating from the Super Mario enemy of the same name.

Go send a couple goombas to take care of it.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Dirty Goomba

During intercourse, the top will stomp on a piece of shit (does not matter if it is their’s or not) and then the bottom will lick it off their toes.

Me and Barbara did the Dirty Goomba last night. It was awful.

by Goomba0407 September 7, 2021

Somebody has to be the goombas

When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out

John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas

by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020

goomba mario potato

famous man who is the creator of all joy and happiness on this planet as thou named earth

Person: hey do you like goomba mario potato
goomba mario potato: i

by mokosawh June 2, 2024