karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
by meatier slab September 30, 2023
Get the eleven pound whole slab of deli hammug. (N) Geeky alter ego to a bored ,uproaching middle aged man with very little intrests. A man wise well upon his years if you stopped counting when he was three. A modern day philospher with a bad haircut.
Asker: Oh! Help me Deli , solve the great mystery of life?
La Deli Lama: What mystery? The game sucks, the cereal has to much cinnamon and if weren't for those pictures , the maagzine would of been cancelled years ago.
La Deli Lama: What mystery? The game sucks, the cereal has to much cinnamon and if weren't for those pictures , the maagzine would of been cancelled years ago.
by The Deli Keeper February 3, 2010
Get the La Deli Lamamug. Simply the best pizza around …cooked, or take-n-bake. If you want a crisp, fresh salad, look no further!
Him: “What do you feel like for dinner?”
Them: “Something delicious”
Him: “oh, that’s easy, Valentino’s Pizza and Deli!”
Them: “Something delicious”
Him: “oh, that’s easy, Valentino’s Pizza and Deli!”
by Pizza King 805 November 23, 2021
Get the Valentino’s Pizza and Delimug. by Paulie Lem October 6, 2023
Get the Four way Delimug. A term made by Thxtboideli/DELI.
A theory where the title track of an album is considered or assumed to be the best track on the album
A theory where the title track of an album is considered or assumed to be the best track on the album
"good kid" and "m.A.A.d city" off of good kid, m.A.A.d city by Kendrick Lamar.
"This counts as the Deli theory, it might be the best song off the album."
"This counts as the Deli theory, it might be the best song off the album."
by Spuddy-Boy February 28, 2025
Get the Deli theorymug. by Shrek 🦍 May 4, 2018
Get the deli steamermug. by Austin Simar July 12, 2019
Get the Drugstore delimug.