Count Fibula

A liar of the worst type. They will attempt to float a tall tale, in the hopes that those around them will simply accept said information at face value, therefore becoming bitten and infected with the bad blood of misinformation.If caught, the Count will attempt to become a bat and flitter away, but generally they become cornered and are made to confess to their misdeed.

Kevin said he dated that supermodel last summer, but she told me another story. Count Fibula strikes again.

by Brold July 17, 2009

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pack count

The number of people an individual has had sexual intercourse with, more specifically how many women a man as had vaginal or anal intercourse in his lifetime.

Man, Bruce is a pimp! His pack count in in the high 200's.

by Gary Bruce June 12, 2008

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Count Skankula

n. The female Patriarch of all lesser skanks.

If I forget to put the toilet seat down, my lady turns into Count Skankula.

by TheJBasser May 10, 2006

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counting crows

a band that makes music with certain themes and charactors appearing multiple times in their music examples would be Elizebeth and Maria which are charactors that interact with the lead singers love life and are mentioned in multiple songs set to talented rock music that is an easy listen in most cases

Mr. Jones is on the radio that song rocks its the counting crows first big hit.

by Kool Mint Flava October 4, 2010

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Count Vagula

What you call the top dog of all lesbians. Gets more pussy than any famous pornstar and makes straight and gay women alike melt in their panties.

Lesbian 1: God, Susan is SUCH a Count Vagula. I'd love to get in her pants.
Lesbian 2: Me too. We'll probably get to fuck her sometime, actually.

Guy: Too bad that chick is a Count Vagula...

by Pawlah Deen September 26, 2013

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