A $35 USD prostitute.
by Mr. Burns74 March 22, 2021

the act of excreting via flatulent in one's pants, then fornicating with an unknowing extremely unlucky partner. After completing copulation one throws one's soiled underpants in the face of the unfortunate victim and exclaims "You just got Clauded, bitch!".
Jack Worden: Dude, guess what surprise present I got my girlfriend for her birthday.
Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?
(laughter)
Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!
(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)
Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?
(laughter)
Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!
(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)
by the hood rat September 5, 2011

by FlyGlitch January 8, 2022

Someone who always lights up the room and never fails to make everyone happy. A niche sort of friend that only comes around once in a lifetime, but when you meet a Claud, you'll want to stick around and create lifelong bonds as that may be the coolest person you'll meet. Sure they might have the flaws that every friend has, but Claud here is different. Claud will always be the highlight of your day; and if not YOUR day, definitely someone else's.
by mfomari March 27, 2025

by Coconut554 September 8, 2021

The world's best chess player to have lived. Better than Magnus, talent at his level is one in many generations. At the age of 40, he managed to get to 2789 USCF without any formal training.
by Spoder_sweg_gamer September 30, 2025

A scientist that is loved for his lab work. He is a well known guy who yells out claude monger on a daily basis
by CLAUDEMONGERLOVER December 4, 2018
