Christmas

The jolliest time of the year!

"Mom what am I getting for Christmas?". "Why should I tell you? and I'm getting you nothing because your still grounded".

by faze_buttcracks November 8, 2018

christmas

the time where you get with your hated part of the family and have long,long awkward moments

aunt:"how is.....fuck it
you:"this is just a normal christmas with...f-f-family

by lXtheDarkestBladeXl December 20, 2014

christmas

literally like the best holiday ever like seriously november? thank you next. but for real christmas best vibe best decorations food and presents and snow and best movies like fr

christmas is the best holiday

by just vibing November 10, 2020

Christmas

starts NOV 1 !

OCT 31 : Can’t wait till my Halloween party starts!

NOV 1 : All my Christmas decor is set up!

🤡

by el :) November 4, 2019

christmas

a time when many family members, including your great-great-aunt that you haven't seen for 12 months, all gather together to get stuff and eat food. whether you celebrate it for the religion or not, it's still nice to get presents. we're humans, we're greedy.

i hope i don't have to see my great-great-great-great-great-aunt-mary for christmas. she always makes raisin cookies that taste like raccoon fur.

by thedefinitionofme May 6, 2020

christmas

a fat drunk man goes down your chimny leaves presents and eats all your rum and raisin old gold chocolate

what did you do at christmas?- i watched a fat stranger fall down the smoke hole in the roof.

by ellatip November 4, 2019

Christmas

The day that your parents will threaten taking away all year. Good Luck getting through spring cleaning without getting it taken away.

IT. IS. CHRISTMAS!!

by cookiemons December 12, 2018