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being a Zubat

Annoying, especially in the context of being difficult to work with. Inspired by the difficult to catch and typically low CP Pokemon "Zubat."
"I keep trying to make plans with Kathryn, but she's being a Zubat and won't lock down a time"
by rivervon July 25, 2016
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Being a Bella

Being a Bella is to be clumsy and/or use an unnecessary amount of 'umm's and 'ahhs'. Originates from the books/movies The Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer and refers to Bella Swan.
Person 1: "Did you see Hannah earlier? She fell on the stairs."

Person 2: "Hannah's always falling over. She's such a Bella"

OR

Person 1: "I just- I- ummmmm- I need- ahhh- I just want to *gasp*"

Person 2: "Stop being a Bella and just spit it out!"
by darceygemie May 5, 2013
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being a bandit

To get so intoxicated that you literally shit yourself while in the company of all the employees you supervise. To have to be carried out of the house like a newborn baby. At the same time being at least three times the age of everyone else at the party.
Danny: What the fuck is that god awful smell?

Suraj: I think Al is being a bandit

Danny: Jesus... Why the fuck did we get him to take 14 shots of fireball?

Al: M-i-s-s-i-i-s-i-p-i-p

Danny: ..............
by Wednesdayy89 September 10, 2013
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extraterrestrial beings

alians
me: look Extraterrestrial beings!!
you: can't you just say alians.
by heiogtakk October 4, 2017
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being a potato

When something of yours is being slow or crappy
Dude my internet is being a potato
Or
My hair is being a potato today
by slyfy99 July 28, 2017
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being a bucky

a stuck-up,suck-up,copycat,freaking liar,wannabe,two faced, and a constant PMSer.
Katie was being a bucky at sports practice.
by MickeyMouse121 December 29, 2007
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Being a Towel

Being a towel is a phrase denoted to someone who is actively displaying towel-like symptoms, or more simply acting like a towel. Being a towel isn't necessarily a really bad thing, however, it is most certainly never a good one. When one is being a towel, they have done something that only a towel would do, or even sometimes, doing a normal activity but instead of normally, like a towel would do the activity. Some common towel phrases are:
You're a towel.
No, you're a towel.
Oh yeah, well you're a beaner towel.
These phrases may or may not be abused by people who think that is humorous but it is in good taste, as it is so. The important thing to remember is that if someone tries to imply or tell you that you are being a towel, that that person also is being a towel for doing so. You then have every right to call that person a towel back as long as you do not repeat any of the 3 phrases if they have been said before.
If you cannot find a good way of calling someone a towel, or you use an unoriginal way of calling someone a towel, then you must Admit that you are, in fact, a towel. The way to do so is by saying "Yeah, I'm pretty much a towel." This road, although very towel-like, is much more noble than saying nothing or unsportsmanlike towelship. This is a penalty that can be up to 15 yards on a standard football field, or if you aren't playing football then the surrounding people or towels are allowed to talk about your towelship behind you're back.
Example: If I find someone is being a towel, I can rightfully call them a towel, so I say, "You're a towel". And since I called them a towel, that means I am being a towel and allows the first towel to call me a towel as long as he avoids the phrase I had selected. He then says, "No, you're a towel." Now again, this person continues on his towel-like path as he calls me a towel, and I have every right to call him out on it. But, 2 of the phrases have already been used. So, I must creatively come up with a new phrase or use the available handy 3rd phrase. I proceed to call him out, "Oh yeah, well you're a beaner towel." Now the first towel is put in a tough spot wanting to call me out for being a towel but also having to find an original uncommon way of calling me a towel or he must admit that he is in fact a bigger towel. The first towel admits his defeat by saying, "Yeah, I'm pretty much a towel." The End.
by MushroomHero February 11, 2014
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