Thanos

A pruny ass grape

person 1: did you see thanos in infinity war?

person 2: yeah that bitch ass was pruny as fuck

by steve rogers July 7, 2018

Thanos

rock gym master raisin man that has a team full of gravellers so he can win half your money on life insurance

Gym Master Thanos sent out Geodude!
Geodude used Self-Destruct!
You snapped out and gave him ¥1273

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Thanos

A big ass raisin that kills half of the earth's population for a living. Set apart from being a raisin, he collects sparkly OP rocks that fit in his big ass sparkly glove. Karma bites him in the ass when he gets decintigrated in avengers end game. He also flex sealed his ass shut so ant man can't go inside of him. Wait, if he flex seals his ass shut, how will he go the the bathroom. We will never know.

Thanos is a big raisin with a face

by Thenightsbiggestfear May 26, 2019

Thanos

A purple grape that snapped half of the universe out of extinction. He lost in endgame and got snapped out of extinction too. So he died and went to hell. He looked for a bunch of rocks to collect in a glove

Thanos snapped your mom out of extinction

by Ur mom is loki June 4, 2019

Thanos

He is a big fat purple ball,look for some colored rocks,that likes to suck on Avenger dick,and wants to snap his little mitt.

Thanos is gay.

by Popabdbq February 24, 2019

Thanos

Somebody who is extremely attractive

Thanos is one sexy boi

by Skdbsjdbdsk March 5, 2019

THANOS

A big ass purple boi who destroyed the avengers and are know out for revenge. He accidentally snapped his fingers listening to crab rave and destroyed people. Ant-man will "for sacrifice" go up his butt hole and expand making Thanos deader than dead.

quit being a thanos

by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019