When a fine lookin' latina woman takes the gas pump and proceeds to pump her vag with diesel fuel until climax. This can, but does not require the use of a credit card.
We were driving down a texan back road when we saw a fine lookin' latina gettin' off to the Texan Oil Driller
by Clawdangles July 01, 2009
Texan Cock Soccer is a sexual act in which 2 men both grab a woman’s saggy, usually flat breast and wrap It around their cocks. After that, they use the tits to jerk themselves off, then attempt to cum inside each other’s urethras as if the cum was a ball and the urethra was a soccer goal. Variants if this common pastime exist in other states like Maine , Alabama and Louisiana
by Pogo the Clown? November 13, 2019
When a woman defecates onto a man's face, then collects it into a urinary funnel, and proceeds to stuff all of it into the man's urethra. The man then proceeds to anally have sex with the female, slowly refilling her by pushing the excrement out and into her rectum.
Bro I was having a hard time getting off until I hired this cheep hooker to give me a Texan gutter-snake.
by The Texan Reptile February 20, 2020
A TEXAN SPAM FOLDER is the act of two people pressing their butt-cheeks together and one of them "pooping". The two people keep pressed together as long as they can, not allowing the feces to fall to the floor.
by Sophophilia April 16, 2014
by [Def]-Sean M [Word]-Richard W January 30, 2009
A method of fingering, in which the man overlaps his fingers and shoves his entire hand inside the vaginal region.
Girl: OW!
Guy: What's wrong?
Girl: Steve did something called the texan thorn bush last night, crazy stuff.
Guy: Ew.
Guy: What's wrong?
Girl: Steve did something called the texan thorn bush last night, crazy stuff.
Guy: Ew.
by keith_urban96 November 21, 2016