A small town between Cleveland and New Caney. People there fall into one of two categories; people who have lived there their entire lives. Participate in their children's little league games and go to every school function or meth heads. The property here is overpriced and often floods. Everyone wears cowboy boots and say y'all often. The people are either overly friendly or sketchy as fuck. Commonly called "Splendookie".
by Sarcastic_1978 December 27, 2016
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Prof. Karatjas likes to make his tests so hard, you might encounter a texas carbon.
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a Fuck Texas is a cocktail made of Mt. Dew Live Wire and Crown Royal Black. It is named the Fuck Texas because it was created in Texas as a way to escape the misery caused by being in the state of Texas.
Seth: Fuckdammit we're in fuckin Texas!
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everyone: Hell Yeah!!
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I walked in to the bathroom and caught an old lady giving herself a Texaco Cleanse right by the liquid soap.
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It's an anti-littering campaign that has helped remove trash from Texas roadways by reminding people to clean up after themselves, so don't mess with Texas or you'll get a huge fine!
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