Texas Carbon

In a chemical compound, a carbon atom that has 5 bonds and does not exist in practice - Carbon bonds usually only have 4 bonds. Created from a bathroom stall wall in the University of Michigan Chem Building.

Prof. Karatjas likes to make his tests so hard, you might encounter a texas carbon.

Joe: Dude this is the answer fo sho.
John: Dude, wtf, thats a texas carbon.
Joe: Oh shit...

by Dude1239870 March 9, 2008

Fuck Texas

a Fuck Texas is a cocktail made of Mt. Dew Live Wire and Crown Royal Black. It is named the Fuck Texas because it was created in Texas as a way to escape the misery caused by being in the state of Texas.

Seth: Fuckdammit we're in fuckin Texas!
Jack: Lets all pour up a Fuck Texas, so we can forget we're in fuckin Texas.
everyone: Hell Yeah!!

by holyfuckingshitihatetexas January 22, 2014

Retreat , Texas

Home of the late Beeman's Schoolhouse and the legendary philosopher Michael H. Derryberry.

Jethro Hickinboots - You here about Booby Bruce down in Retreat , Texas ?

Jim Bobberson - Why no I did not , please do tell.

Jethro Hickinboots - His wife cheats on him with the Wi-Fi technician.

Jim Bobberson - Dad gummit I knew it !

by Microwave_Confessions September 29, 2020

Texas twizzler

The act of placing a twizzler inside of your partners Rectum, then extract the twizzler from the rectum and slowly Injest the fecal mattered twizzler.

Kyle gave his girlfriend a Texas twizzler last night, the whole apartment smelt like shit

by Queefsniffer3000 December 13, 2019

Don't mess with texas

The true meaning of this phrase: It's an ANTI-LITTERING ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN started by the Texas Department of Transportation! See www (dot) dontmesswithtexas (dot) org.

It's an anti-littering campaign that has helped remove trash from Texas roadways by reminding people to clean up after themselves, so don't mess with Texas or you'll get a huge fine!

by Txgirl January 11, 2008

Alexis Texas

A very hot female pornstar with a large, delicious juicy ass. She is one of the rare white girls with a true ghetto booty.

"I'd give anything to stick my rod in-between Alexis Texas' ass cheeks."

by gigs1777 April 20, 2009

Texas five star

When a consenting woman is giving a hand job with her left hand, another with her right, has another penis in her mouth and one each in her ass and vagina.

The varsity basketball team's starting five treated one of their cheerleaders to a rousing Texas five star.

by Glenn S. June 21, 2006