terminallycaprici0s

formerly milkypepsi
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the biggest karkat kinnie in the entire homestuck fandom in denial

“dude terminallycaprici0s is such a karkat kinnie it’s insane”

“right they’re always denying it, as if the first stage of grief isn’t denial…”

by austrella July 24, 2021

Terminal holding pattern

When you're put on hold for a painfully long period of time.

Jan: Hasn't that helpdesk answered yet?
Sam: No, I'm in a terminal holding pattern...

by IndigoRed August 29, 2007

terminalogical inexactitude

A lie.

The honourable member for Longbottom, Athur Prendeghast MP to the honourable member for Notton-on-the-Would, Earnest Snorsboard MP on being told that England had won the World Cup and not in tiddly-winks, "I do not believe you, that is a terminalogical inexactitude." thus complying with the requirement of the Mother of Parliment, that one MP cannot call another MP a liar.

by Snooty Man August 22, 2011

Terminal Cringe

The unfortunate state you are in when you suddenly remember awkward,cringe things you did in the past,usually from teenage years

Poor Joe just suddenly got hit randomly by this childhood memory,he's in the terminal cringe state now

by Lokizeinvisible July 9, 2016

terminal gay

Terminal gay is when you are sooooo gay you can no longer be a functioning member of society

It is often used in stages, stage one being the least serious and four being the most

Wow Jerry I thought the clothes made you really gay but the jewelry takes you to terminal gay

by Webu July 9, 2019

Terminalology

Getting terminology wrong but not caring.

"Jargon filled office environments give me a case of terminalology."

by jimbonelson December 30, 2019

Terminal Diarrhea

(tur-muh-nuhl dai-ur-ee-uh) : noun : Not to be confused with Terminal Poop Disorder, Terminal Diarrhea is an affliction that can have many different cuases. For example harsh medications, food poisoning or binge drinking to name just a few. The main characteristic of this affliction is that The afflicted is 100% sure that they are about to shit themselves to death (in some cases rightfully so).

"Bill are you okay in there?" asked Susie knocking on the bathroom door.

"No!" exclaimed Bill "I've been drinking Mad Dog 2020 for a week now, my insides are hanging out of my asshole and I think I'm going to shit myself to death".

"Oh no" say's Susie sadly "Bill, I think you have Terminal Diarrhea"

See also: Explosive Diarrhea

by The Great White Monkey April 6, 2021