Tennis Courts

The place where all the action takes place. This is war, not a little game.

I was at a tennis courts and I played an intense game.

by tennischampionawesomeamazing July 28, 2011

Awkward Tennis

A game played with an imaginary ball and raquets between two friends at a nightclub when the club is underperforming. Players attempt to piss off as many other patrons of the nightclub as possible by invading their personal space in order to perform overly elaborate shots.

Guy 1: "Man this place is dead"
Guy 2: "Time to get on the awkward tennis"
Guy 1: "Fuck yeah!"

by Tennis Fan91 August 13, 2011

Table tennis

Trying to play tennis on a court that is about as big as a dinner table.

Who wants to play table tennis with me?

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

Titty Tennis

An act in which the male places his testicles on a girl's breast and then proceeds to bounce them off her chin. This is known as the serve. The balls then go to the other titty and a rally is started. The tennis match continues this way until either partner grows tired and then milkshakes are consumed.

"Hey Tabitha, are you up for a game of titty tennis? I promise I won't serve it too hard"

"My chin is still sore from the other day. Are those regulation size balls?"

by Big Dick Warrior May 27, 2009

tennis arm

when your forearms and hands are incredibly tanned and your upper arms are totally pasty

usually from playing tennis

chris had a real bad case of tennis arm

by chairman mao tse-tung March 6, 2008

Tennis Kissing

The act of Tennis Kissing is where one repeatedly kisses two people back and forth like in a game of Tennis. This generally promotes a threesome which happens soon afterwards.

Male1: That tall blonde tennis kissed Geordie and Jacob last night
Male2: Wow, did they have a threesome later?
Male1: Nah, they proceeded to spit on unsuspecting people while on the dance floor and lost track of the girl while doing so.

Tennis kissing saves lives

by DriverD May 19, 2014

Tennis Stick

A tennis racket used by waluigi

1:wow waluigi has a tennis stick

2&3:racket BENNETT, racket.......

by DanielXpert September 5, 2018