teapot

A friend who, although well-meaning, is emotionally unresponsive or incapable of real conversation. Such friends can be nice distractions but usually can't be counted on for anything.

I tried to talk to him about my girlfriend problems, but he's a teapot.

by wolfteeth January 14, 2010

hit it over the head with russell's teapot

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.

This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.

Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.

by bertrandrussell June 17, 2012

Oklahoma Teapot

Requires three partners, and at least one guy. The male partner must jam his cock up the 2nd partner's asshole so far up that his dick comes out the 2nd partner's mouth. The 3rd partner then procedes to hook up with the 2nd partner, therefore giving the 1st partner a blowjob.

Note: To perform this position, the male partner must have a dick that exceeds the length from the partners asshole to their mouth.

Man 1: Oh my god man, I have never cummed so fast as the time I gave Jack and Daisy an Oklahoma Teapot!!!

by SmoothSailing April 25, 2009

Chocolate teapot

UK: Insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident prone, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.

Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.

PRIVATE you have left your safety catch of AGAIN...YOU ARE A SLOB, you are about as much use as a fekin' CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!, etc, etc....

by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004

Teapot

A reference to a female chosen for a Leadership position in a Professional Services firm who has “Petered Out”(Peter Principled Out), is a droll presenter, a credit taker, a “Parrettor,” and revels in voice mail minutes that run 90 seconds or more.

Has Solutions in her background. Destined to be “Manojed” or “Clinchyed.”

The Regional Managing Director for the North East is a Teapot.

by Victorrio Ferrera March 20, 2004

Fellatio Teapot Yo

Mad chill hommie. Can't touch this homegirl in any aspect of ghetto. Ausome.

Fellatio Teapot Yo is just to ghetto for this town.

by E-monay July 15, 2004

teaxting

A less intense version of sexting. Actions are only implied, and emoticons are often used to convey a sense of mystery. Derived from tease + text. Teaxting is generally considered to be extremely obnoxious and tends to drive guys ridiculously insane.

Guy: hey whatsup?
Girl: i think you know ;)
Guy: SERIOUSLY? are you really teaxting me right now
Girl: no, but i know what i'd LOVE to be doing right now ;)

by the amanda show January 24, 2011