Teagan

A girl who is pretty fake. She'll be your friend for a few years, then drop you for her new boyfriend, and not to mention the guy she dumped before and told him that school was stressing her out, then proceeded to date a new guy in less than a week.. Kinda an L girl tbh. Every Teagan is pretty dumb. An UwU girl, and is a major weeb..

Guy 1: "OMG, Teagan broke up with you and dated name less then a week later?! Wtf man"
Guy 2: "Ya, and name didn't bat an eye"

Girl 1: "Teagan lost all her friends to be with him. What a loser.."
Girl 2: "Ikr! What a clingy whore."

by vrrbatim May 15, 2023

teagan dubois

A big ol stinky fag who sits on his truck with his boyfriend lickin his ass.

You sure are a Teagan Dubois

by Wh0r3müncher October 28, 2019

Teagan

She is normally insane but in a good way. lots of fun and forces you to run through the sprinklers with you at 11 at night. will eat an entire cake with you and stay up all night doing stupid shit. a great friend. you want to dye her hair? cool shell go to target and buy box bleach for you to do her hair. sometimes insane. one of the bestest friends you could ask for.

I only look good when I'm in Teagan's pants

by reamichle December 14, 2020

Teagan

An attractive nerd who loves wolves and who's into furries. Usually Teagans are funny, some may have pretty hazel eyes or maybe brown. They could have brunette or black hair, not to mention hot and sexy af. Interesting guy to wanna be friends with. They can be playful and a little sassy too.

Oh look! There goes Teagan, the boy who called werewolf!

by Furry unicorn April 28, 2022

Teagan

An attractive nerd who loves wolves and who's into furries. Usually Teagans are funny, some may have pretty hazel eyes or maybe brown. They could have brunette or black hair, not to mention hot and sexy af. Interesting guy to wanna be friends with. They can be playful and a little sassy too.

Oh look! There goes Teagan, the boy who cried werewolf!

by Furry unicorn April 28, 2022

teagan

A greasy bitch!!

inbred grease yeah that bitch is fucking gross
wrong out your hair cry up a fucking jojo
cat shit and cat piss always on your clothes
diagnosis…. BITCH!!!

teagan is a greasy bitch.

by therealjuicyyyjk May 3, 2022

Teagan

A short and wild Oompa Loompa. Is attracted to men with girl names. Teagan’s often can be found under bridges in Central and South America.

Teagan likes Peton.

by ThymeIsUrDaddy May 5, 2022