After consuming at least 4 chalupas from your local Taco Bell, politely asking your significant other to indulge in your genitalia. If lucky, said significant other will force you to release the entire content of your intestines all over your room while simultaneously ejaculating on their face.
by Tasticx March 12, 2021
Get the Tallahassee Hershey Squirtmug. The process of not taking a shower for around a week, then having oral sex, when the orgasm is almost reached, scratch your head and let the dandruff flakes fall into a pile onto your partners chest, then bust the load in the pile of dandruff flakes. After you have a busted load in the pile of flakes you can do what you please with it.
top 5 things to do with the Tallahassee Windhorse Droppings:
1. take a picture with it.
2. rub it all over your partners chest so it looks like a fresh snowfall.
3. make a snowball out of it.
4. lick it off
5. put it in between your toes with peanut butter and let your dog lick it off.
1. take a picture with it.
2. rub it all over your partners chest so it looks like a fresh snowfall.
3. make a snowball out of it.
4. lick it off
5. put it in between your toes with peanut butter and let your dog lick it off.
by Tallahassee Windhorse February 22, 2011
Get the Tallahassee Windhorse Droppingsmug. The act of two nude male, one of which is in a sitting position on top of the others shoulders, who run around for as long as they can before being stopped. This is a "Tallahassee Roundup". After 2 minutes of the aforementioned action, they now have the entered the "Tallahassee Rodeo" stage and continue to run until fatigue ensues or they are stopped.
Jared and Tim stripped down and Tim climbed atop Jared's shoulders getting ready to perform a Tallahassee Roundup/Rodeo. Jared then proceeded to run as fast as he can, while Tim times them to see if they can make it past 2 minutes.
by heehoo April 13, 2011
Get the Tallahassee Roundup/Rodeomug. A sexual act preformed between a man and a woman. The woman must first start by penetrating her vagina with a monstrously large dildo, stretching out the inside of the vagina. After the dildo stretches the hole to the desired diameter, the man puts his penis inside the stretched vagina. The male partner next inserts his fist into the vagina alongside his penis, filling the empty space left inside the vagina.
by Conk01 January 2, 2021
Get the Tallahassee Crab Trapmug. the act of oral intercourse with a young hot woman and her much less hotter mom that is not quite a MIlF but has a deep and croaky voice from a lifetime of smoking
guy 1- dude I had a tallahassee bird feeder last night
guy 2- bro how did you manage that?
guy 1- I suduced the daughter, and the old bitch just wanted the attention
guy 2- nice
guy 2- bro how did you manage that?
guy 1- I suduced the daughter, and the old bitch just wanted the attention
guy 2- nice
by realmilfhunter69 October 22, 2013
Get the Tallahassee Bird Feedermug. It's a special forces secret mission to penetrate the delicate anal pucker of an pure and unsuspecting young woman.
the Tallahassee Green Beret with quick and precise counterinsurgency Manu versus foreign entity deep inside her hesitant anal cavity.
by The Mole! May 5, 2020
Get the The Tallahassee Green Beretmug. The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
by Mr.Gustav June 11, 2018
Get the Tallahassee nut jobmug.