A corrupt police department located in Tallahasse, Florida. They are full of Florida State University bandwaggoners so they refuse to arrest Jameis Winston for rape and shoplifting because he is their star quarterback.
The Tallahassee Police Department is paid by Florida State University to not arrest their criminal football players
by xHilarious iFunny November 13, 2014
After consuming at least 4 chalupas from your local Taco Bell, politely asking your significant other to indulge in your genitalia. If lucky, said significant other will force you to release the entire content of your intestines all over your room while simultaneously ejaculating on their face.
by Tasticx March 13, 2021
The process of not taking a shower for around a week, then having oral sex, when the orgasm is almost reached, scratch your head and let the dandruff flakes fall into a pile onto your partners chest, then bust the load in the pile of dandruff flakes. After you have a busted load in the pile of flakes you can do what you please with it.
top 5 things to do with the Tallahassee Windhorse Droppings:
1. take a picture with it.
2. rub it all over your partners chest so it looks like a fresh snowfall.
3. make a snowball out of it.
4. lick it off
5. put it in between your toes with peanut butter and let your dog lick it off.
1. take a picture with it.
2. rub it all over your partners chest so it looks like a fresh snowfall.
3. make a snowball out of it.
4. lick it off
5. put it in between your toes with peanut butter and let your dog lick it off.
by Tallahassee Windhorse February 3, 2011
The act of two nude male, one of which is in a sitting position on top of the others shoulders, who run around for as long as they can before being stopped. This is a "Tallahassee Roundup". After 2 minutes of the aforementioned action, they now have the entered the "Tallahassee Rodeo" stage and continue to run until fatigue ensues or they are stopped.
Jared and Tim stripped down and Tim climbed atop Jared's shoulders getting ready to perform a Tallahassee Roundup/Rodeo. Jared then proceeded to run as fast as he can, while Tim times them to see if they can make it past 2 minutes.
by heehoo March 28, 2011
A sexual act preformed between a man and a woman. The woman must first start by penetrating her vagina with a monstrously large dildo, stretching out the inside of the vagina. After the dildo stretches the hole to the desired diameter, the man puts his penis inside the stretched vagina. The male partner next inserts his fist into the vagina alongside his penis, filling the empty space left inside the vagina.
by Conk01 January 3, 2021
The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
by Mr.Gustav May 31, 2018
It's a special forces secret mission to penetrate the delicate anal pucker of an pure and unsuspecting young woman.
the Tallahassee Green Beret with quick and precise counterinsurgency Manu versus foreign entity deep inside her hesitant anal cavity.
by The Mole! May 5, 2020