The tale of food

A game of four fucking hot men even though the game haven't even come out

Random person: Hey you like hot anime men you should play The tale of food

Other person: yea I do but the game is only on a ad right no-

Random person: stfu let's make r34 out of them

by KAYSUSHIDEF April 12, 2023

Dead mans tale

Dead mans tale: and exotic 130 rpm scout rifle that has infinite range no bullet drop off and is pay to win :)

you can become an unmanned drone flying in the sky

Dead mans tale: no

by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022

fisherman's tale

To ejaculate under a girls' nose. Then hold her mouth shut so she cannot breath, which forces her to snort said ejaculate through her nostrils.

My father used to be a shrimp boat captain. He's always giving people the fisherman's tale.

angry dragon
angry pirate
pearl necklace
facial
strawberry shortcake

by TBag420 February 7, 2009

Help_tale

An Undertale AU (Alternate universe) were all of the main Undertale AU's (Underswap, Underfell, Storyshift, and Outertail) and Undertale are amalgamated together in a way that the monsters are all amalgamates of themselves from AU's combined with Undertale just like the amalgamates in the true lab creating many horrific creatures out of your favorite Undertale characters

Help_tale is a very creepy but sad Undertale AU but as you go you save them all...unless you k ̮̹͒̒̅į̶̲͍̔̉̑̕l̶̇͜l ̢͐ Help is on the way! o ̧͍͚̬̗̾͛̚͝r̵̊̽̎̋͜͠ ̵̹͉̯̉i̶̛̬̹͒̓̊̐s ̹͙͎̆̑͂̀̀ ͖̱̺̣̕i̴͇̋̈͋̆͠t̴̡̯̺͎͌͠͝? ̺͈͉̐̈͐͘

by TheyareThem November 18, 2018

tattle tale

A small child (or sometimes adult) that tells when others are "doing something bad", much to the annoyance of everyone around them. Often earn themselves unflattering titles.

Monica: Mom, dad! Ross smoked pot in college.
Jack and Judy: WHAT??
Ross: You are such a tattle tale!!!

by nomartynoparty January 5, 2022

Handmaid's Tale

A conservative American's version of a 3-way.

After watching Hannity, me and Corey did a Handmaid's Tale with Hope. She's a slut!

by Badshot May 9, 2018

Fairy Tale

Noun. A story propounded upon the public by persons holding or seeking public office in order to trick voters into the false belief that all politicians are not the same and thereby temporarily convince them to cast their vote in favor of the storyteller (a.k.a. fibber).

The Fairy Tales told by Obama were really unlike those told by Bush but somehow the result is nearly the same: tremendous disappointment.

by Margie505 July 15, 2010