hamas tactics

made up by some romanian kid on steam that used hamas tactics on a steam group

romanian kid 1: holy shit look at this steam group
romanian kid 2: imma use hamas tactics on this steam group

by urdjrlpay May 27, 2023

Tactical Pull

When you attempt to pull someone in order to get in the good books of their friends.

Boy: Sophie would make a good tactical pull.
Friend: What the actual fuck ? No one likes Sophie.

by randypandy November 1, 2010

Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.

Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.

by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020

Tactical Chocolate

The chocolate a wife 'hides' in plain view so her husband doesn't think to search further and discover the true stash.

I smelled chocolate in the house and immediately found a Hersey bar, I later discovered she had hidden Carmel filled chocolate deeper in the pantry. Her use of tactical chocolate ensured I did not find her stash.

by jklink77 October 9, 2013

metro tactical

1. When a person wears lo-profile tactical clothing and gear to a completely civilian event in an attempt to look cool. 2. When a person not related to military or law enforcement dresses in tactical clothing for no reason other then to get attention. Related to tactical fabulous.

Dude, could you be less metro tactical, we are only going to a movie.

by d_press September 17, 2018

Beast Tactics

1. Executing actions to beast an opponent.

2. When one is at peak performance, and accomplishes tasks with awesome efficiency.

3. Ravaging anything beyond recognition.

Examples provided with Beast Tactics.

-Going toe to toe with a Grizzly, kill it with a knife.
-Pull a Tac Nuke on Free for All.

-Masturbate and get off > 30 seconds.
-Combine Mcchicken with Double Cheese Burger.
-Standard position during sex = knees to chest.

-Fuck a hooker on a Moped, billy club her on the head when you blow and run her face in with the tires.

by dorelle666 March 10, 2010

Leila Tactics

This only works if you are under 18. Its when you date someone over 18 till the point they want to have sex. When that happens you dump them and get another one.

Dance Female: Man fuck the niggas in this school i need me a mature man
Buoyancy Female: Nigga are you doing the Leila tactics again?
Dance Female: Damn right boo

by PBandJ February 21, 2018