titty topper

by Gabe owner February 05, 2015
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timmy topper

Timmy Topper is a pronoun used to designate your annoying friend that always one ups your story regardless if their story is true or not.
Rachel says to Joey Monica is such a timmy topper. I was talking to chandler about how i saved 10 dollars on my shoes and then Monica comes in and say s she saved twenty dollars. Whatva cunt.
by Ohan33 September 28, 2015
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Topper Snorkel Double Cheek

Ask Delilah, it’s her favourite move.
Delilah is a pro meister with the Topper Snorkel Double Cheek
by Cisco3 December 12, 2019
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lemonade topper

Think of it as fucking taking a piss in the tank of a toilet. Like an upper decker but with piss.
He did a lemonade topper in yo toilet man.

Fuck I know shit sucks
by Mrs. Simms January 08, 2022
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Pencil Topper

1. A way to describe any tall and thin person that rides on top. 2. Any person that rides a small dick.
Bro, Natalie is like the perfect pencil topper.
by Castlemaniatv March 30, 2021
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short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.
A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.
by reallifenojoke July 22, 2021
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Crazy Lubricated Topper

When you have intercourse with a girl who is so wet she constantly leaks on you. While she is leaking you struggle to breathe and have a near death experience because you almost drown. Dont try at home
That girl is a crazy lubricated topper. I wouldnt do her.
by frandern August 31, 2010
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