A nick name for menthol powder, such as Gold Bond Powder, when applied to your scrotum. Once the menthol kicks in, it has been said the cooling tingling feeling feels like, "a thousand little elves gently blowing on your nuts."
Nick: Damn it's hot outside. I'm friggin melting...
Steve: That's why I always use the Thousand Elves! The forecast down below is always a breezy 65 degrees with a high probability of AWESOME!
Steve: That's why I always use the Thousand Elves! The forecast down below is always a breezy 65 degrees with a high probability of AWESOME!
by CaptainSteve September 11, 2009
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by michael garcia June 25, 2006
Get the thrust mug.A song written and sung by Vanessa Carlson. Its is done on the piano and is an amazing, pretty, wonderful song that deserves 100 awards.
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight
by Thousand mile fan December 26, 2009
Get the Thousand Miles mug.The theory that if you have one thousand darts, and you throw them at a dartboard, one will eventually hit the bulls eye. Applicable to dating, hooking up, etc.
Guy 1: "Mike, how does a guy like you get a girl like Lisa?"
Guy 2: "It's the thousand dart theory, man."
Guy 1: "What do you mean?"
Guy 2: "Just keep asking. Eventually one you're interested in will say yes. All the rest of them can do is say no."
Guy 2: "It's the thousand dart theory, man."
Guy 1: "What do you mean?"
Guy 2: "Just keep asking. Eventually one you're interested in will say yes. All the rest of them can do is say no."
by Arid_ February 17, 2009
Get the Thousand Dart Theory mug.The Flying thrust is one of the most difficult sexual maneuvers of all time. Its recommended you use a wide girl and take very special care before attempting.
The basic principles behind the flying thrust are simple
Step 1: Nude it up!
Step 2: girl lies on bed with legs spread (slutty girls recommended for beginners)
Step 3: Check your run up along with wind speed and make adjustments accordingly
Step 4: Prepare for entry (get hard)
The Final Step: run and leap into the air towards the girl aiming to both land on her and penetrate on landing.
Warning!
To attempt and fail the maneuver can result in a broken penis, you have been warned.
Completion of this maneuver will result in you making Legendary status for life
That is the Flying Thrust!
The basic principles behind the flying thrust are simple
Step 1: Nude it up!
Step 2: girl lies on bed with legs spread (slutty girls recommended for beginners)
Step 3: Check your run up along with wind speed and make adjustments accordingly
Step 4: Prepare for entry (get hard)
The Final Step: run and leap into the air towards the girl aiming to both land on her and penetrate on landing.
Warning!
To attempt and fail the maneuver can result in a broken penis, you have been warned.
Completion of this maneuver will result in you making Legendary status for life
That is the Flying Thrust!
Guy 1: Hey man, whats up you seem to be walking a bit weird?
Guy 2: I think i broke my penis last night.
Guy 1: You attempted the flying thrust didn't you?
Guy 2: You know it! =D
Guy 2: I think i broke my penis last night.
Guy 1: You attempted the flying thrust didn't you?
Guy 2: You know it! =D
by Shmickogaming March 2, 2011
Get the Flying Thrust mug.The act of urinating in the vagina and constantly thrusting the penis in and out the vagina making it a flooded like storm drain.
" dude i was so wasted last night i gave Emily the flood thrust when we went back to my room at the party"
by Phantom2timeZz February 6, 2019
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