whale watcher

A nigga who finds attraction in extremely-large, rotund, well-upholstered women who also have the brain function of the child of a sea cucumber and a fetus. If the women has dyed hair, their garguantuan size is accentuated according to the 'principle of pinguis mulieribus' where the bitch looks better in the whale watcher's eyes. Whale watchers portray simp-like behaviour, such as completing the whale's homework and defending the whale from slander from the watcher's own friends who are actually sane. This attraction to fat bitches can be attributed to a fried pineal gland caused by the lack of a father figure to guide them to the right way.

Have you seen Antony's latest instagram story? He's always complaining about bitches calling him ugly but here he is being a whale watcher. ඞ

by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 13, 2021

meat watcher

Someone who is obsessed with watching a dudes package trying to see if it’s a big one or not.

Savannah Rose is a meat watcher! She’s obsessed with going to the bars and checking out the dudes packages.

by MizGriz69 May 12, 2022

Shmentai watcher

Guess who it is? Its the dojin lords themselves! The big 5 themselves!

"hey, is that 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲?"

"Oh yeah, that's a shmentai watcher"
"should we start running?"
"run."

by meowcicles January 17, 2021

abyss watcher

the best dark souls 3 boss ever to exist. everybody agrees with this statement.

Johnny: hey dude i just beath the abyss watchers
dave: why thats the coolest and best boss in the game

by Coldspaghetii April 22, 2022

man watcher

A male with a beta mentality who worries about the work of other men.

The man watcher is so upset about what your doing.

by Thattrueman August 24, 2023

cock watcher

someone who spies others members in the showers in public places... swimming baths, schools etc. Not neccessarily a scotcher but certainly someone with the idea of a job in a fudge factory.

that Elliots a proper cock watcher, he burnt a hole in my bell with his leering.

by gg1 September 25, 2010

wall watcher

An individual that stalks your twitter wall.

Aggressive wall watchers tend to involve themselves in A to B @reply conversations that were clearly not directed to them. While more passive wall watchers are apt to bring something up in casual conversation that you had discussed previously with a third party.

{1:15 PM} me: @myfriend hey do you want to go see a movie?

{1:15 PM} aggressive wall watcher: @me hey what movie are you and @myfriend going to watch?

{1:17PM} passive wall watcher: @me so do you like to watch movies?

by dream cube August 12, 2010