hobbit feet

hairy ass fuckin feet

"holy shit, did you see Billdo's fuckin hobbit feet?"

by redbeard85 March 28, 2010

hobbit's feet

Feet that are huge, hairy, and sometimes leathery i.e. Frodo and Sam.

Whoa! Look at Will's feet, they're just like hobbit's feet!

by spartan15 December 27, 2008

hobbit pony

term used to describe a dog who is fat and large enough for a hobbit to ride.

"Belle is a hobbit pony."

by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005

Heinie Hobbit

An obviously flamboyantly gay person.

Goddman Mike is a heinie hobbit!

by Jason Hall June 12, 2008

Hobbit Ville

A small neighborhood somewhere in the Salt Lake Vally, UT in which "little" people have lived for a number of years. It is said to be an urban legend, but countless people have visited and seen it with their own eyes. The residents of the neighborhood seem to get quite angry when non-little people stroll through the neighborhood for entertainment.

"Hey, Victoria, let's say we go to a movie."

"Nah. I'd much rather go visit Hobbit Ville."

by sammyenn April 3, 2009

Hobbits in the Shire

When several small men suck dick in an open field.

Sean Murphy and his CIT friends pulled a Hobbits in the Shire one night at Camp Sequassen.

by Tobey March 18, 2004

hobbit pants

n. Derisive name given to short khakis, capris or bermudas whose hemline falls anywhere between the knees and the ankles, worn by short, obese, white, bearded would-be hipsters from New Zealand to New Jersey, in order to hide the fat. Generally worn with a big shirt, most often Hawaiian.

Kevin Smith likes to wear his hobbit pants with a bowling team shirt.

Peter Jackson wore hobbit pants barefoot all through the shooting of "Lord of the Rings".

by Benoit Racine June 19, 2008