Idiot Tax

A voluntary tax levied on people who don't understand probability. It usually takes the form of lottery tickets.

Jim went to 7-11. While he was there, he paid the idiot tax.

by Grant to the B February 20, 2008

town tax

Origninated in Oakland(the town) California, town taxin is when someones whip gets stomped out somethin terrible

"Damn that fools shit got town taxed so tuff the ceiling was touchin the headrest"

by TheBayBird April 28, 2006

turkey tax

Consumption tax. If, on Thanksgiving Day, one decides to consume a second helping of turkey, one must first take a one (1) ounce shot of Wild Turkey bourbon prior to said second helping.

Hot Scott, who is too pretty to be hipster, was extremely thankful last November and decided he wanted a second plate of Thanksgiving turkey. Mike disallowed Hot Scott's second helping until he paid the Turkey Tax. Hot Scott had a wicked buzz for the rest of dinner.

by Champions win November 28, 2013

waffle tax

When you do someone the favor of bringing them food, such as waffles (reasons include too tired or too lazy to get one's own food) - it is OK to take a bite as a tax for the food delivery service. Out of courtesy, the server will first ask - whether waffle tax is OK.

Kid: Mom? Can you please bring me some waffles?

Dad: Get your own, you're old enough.

Mom: Sure, I can get you some. Is waffle tax OK?

Kid: Sure, Mom. Don't forget the syrup!

by Rat Genesis August 06, 2007

Fanum Tax

'Fanum Tax' is a tax system created by a streamer called 'Fanum' who collects food tax whenever someone brings food to a house. He is also considered to be the fattest in a group. As of right now these are the tax rates for AMP:

Agent: 100%
Kai: 1%
Duke: 15%
Chris: 50%
Davis: 0%

Lets eat out cause the Fanum Tax is crazy

by BrevBrev July 20, 2023

tax crunch

The best ice cream flavor at baskin robbins.

"Tax crunch is kona coffee ice cream with crisped rice chocolate? I think I just came in my fucking mouth"

by JPorpoise May 22, 2010

aristotle tax

A cost paid by childless people that subsidises the children of others.

Lacie: So, we had 8 adult meals and my 4 kids’ meals so...let’s split the bill 8 ways.
Childless people: Looks like we got fucked on the Aristotle tax again

by Juddles October 07, 2018