tard 

The shiznizzlist mofo ever to roll out of T'vizzle. Noted for "Mad Dog" magic marker tattoo. Often paired with "Hook." short for "Richard"

No one called him by his real name, they all knew him as "Tard."

tard by Ricky D June 6, 2003

tard 

One who thinks lizard eggs may have crawled up one's ears while they are sleeping leading to a minute amount of pain in lower left ear lobe.

Natasha Abbot would be an excellant example a common everyday tard.

tard by Joe Momma August 30, 2004

tard 

derives from the term {retard it's not PC but merely refers to somebody socially undeveloped- sometimes it's needed! you people know who you are!! Oh and it also means to be late tardy but I prefer the first expression.

"erm no sorry I don't do tards"
"do you have to be so tarded??"

tard by Sasha November 11, 2004

tard 

Someone who does something stupid for the first time. (Somebody who does something stupid a second time is a retard).

Why did you pick the Cubs to win the World Series last year, you tard? Why did you pick the Cubs to win the World Series this year, you retard? -See the difference?

tard by Ikifov April 10, 2006

tard 

It means retard, it was shortened in an effort to sound like turd, meaning they are both closely related.

Stop eating all the tostitos you 'tard!

tard by Teh RLLLYness December 30, 2005

tard 

n.-the mix between a retard and a turd.

"Jeez, my brother's been such a fucking tard today."

tard by that_one_yumi_kid December 28, 2005

tard 

turd, shit

u tard, u

tard by HOTTTTTTT November 2, 2003