by Mandozaver September 24, 2020
Get the šiptar mug.To be in a short and unsatisfying relationship with Taylor Swift, only to have a write an insulting song about you after you break up.
Person 1: Did you hear? Harry Styles and Taylor Swift just broke up! He's totally about to be swifted!!
Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.
Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.
Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts
Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.
Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.
Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts
by PeePeePooPooShire January 9, 2013
Get the Swifted mug.Taylor Swift, just at age 16 released her first self-titled album. Now at age 21 she just wrapped up her Speak Now World Tour U.S leg and has won CMA's Entertainer of the Year twice, 4 Grammys, first country artist to win a VMA, and many many more (146 nominations, won 90 of them roughly 2/3). And is the leading artist in the country.
A Swiftie is a person, guy, girl, man, woman, anyone who supports Taylor Swift in any way shape or form. A True Swiftie supports Taylor in every way, her music, her stage performances, her lyrics, her life, her personality, her choices. Swiftie is it's own definition, because its the best fan base in the world.
Plural: Swifties, Singlular: Swifty, Swiftie (personal prefrence)
A Swiftie is a person, guy, girl, man, woman, anyone who supports Taylor Swift in any way shape or form. A True Swiftie supports Taylor in every way, her music, her stage performances, her lyrics, her life, her personality, her choices. Swiftie is it's own definition, because its the best fan base in the world.
Plural: Swifties, Singlular: Swifty, Swiftie (personal prefrence)
A Swiftie will defend Taylor if one critizises her.
A Swiftie will support Taylor.
A Swiftie will help other Swifties.
A Swiftie will do anything for each other and Taylor.
A Swiftie follows the basic life rules of being a fan and a friend of the amazing Taylor Swift
A Swiftie will support Taylor.
A Swiftie will help other Swifties.
A Swiftie will do anything for each other and Taylor.
A Swiftie follows the basic life rules of being a fan and a friend of the amazing Taylor Swift
by TrueSwiftie13 November 27, 2011
Get the Swiftie mug.“Swept the pigeon” refers to a nonsensical scene in the last episode of the sci-fi TV series Battlestar Galactica. In the last episode of the show, a drunken main character is filmed as he attempts to chase a pigeon out of his apartment with a broom.
Fanboys and shippers of the series maintain that the “swept the pigeon” scene was the epitome of “high art”. Discriminating viewers maintain, quite correctly, that the “swept the pigeon” scene was complete nonsense and was only added to the final episode in a feeble attempt by the producer to disguise the show’s lack of story continuity, unresolved plot holes, and nihilistic, destructive ending.
Fanboys and shippers of the series maintain that the “swept the pigeon” scene was the epitome of “high art”. Discriminating viewers maintain, quite correctly, that the “swept the pigeon” scene was complete nonsense and was only added to the final episode in a feeble attempt by the producer to disguise the show’s lack of story continuity, unresolved plot holes, and nihilistic, destructive ending.
by AuntyMouse April 8, 2009
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by ben masters June 27, 2013
Get the Mampi Swift mug.A swiftlifter is a person of male sex, who very easily gets an erection. In some countries, such as America and Britain, this is seen upon as a blessing, because the average dudes there cant get an erection; normally the girls are to fat and/or ugly.
In countries like Norway and Sweden, on the other hand, it is seen upon as a curse. That is because all the girls there are hawt, so guys have no prob getting erections. In these countries, a swiftlifter is considered as a desperate fuck who aint gettin some.
In countries like Norway and Sweden, on the other hand, it is seen upon as a curse. That is because all the girls there are hawt, so guys have no prob getting erections. In these countries, a swiftlifter is considered as a desperate fuck who aint gettin some.
1# Dude, check that lucky mofo out! He has erections like all the time! How does he do it, its like, all the girls here are ugly! He is like a total swiftlifter! OMG, I envy him soo much dudes!!
2# Folks, check that desperate fuck out! He looks like he never had some, he has like a constant erection! Its a swiftlifter, OMG!! Poor mofo.. I feel like sorry for him, my nordic fellows.
2# Folks, check that desperate fuck out! He looks like he never had some, he has like a constant erection! Its a swiftlifter, OMG!! Poor mofo.. I feel like sorry for him, my nordic fellows.
by Dwugadwang November 15, 2009
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