The act of pulling one's pants down, sitting on the ground, and pulling yourself across the floor like an old dog.
by p90nub August 20, 2012
Get the Taylor Swifting mug.religion that worships taylor swift and a pantheon of lower, but no less amazing, gods. in this religion, taylor swift is the main god. conan gray, olivia rodrigo, gracie abrams, maisie peters, phoebe bridgers, etc. are all lesser gods in the swiftism pantheon. in swiftism, false god is played every wednesday (“on a wednesday in a cafe we began again”) while we drink taylor lattes and diet coke. everyone in swiftism must complete a pilgrimage to at least one notable location from taylor’s life i.e. cornelia street, nashville, new york, wyomissing, etc. joe alwyn is not a god, but almost like a saint. anyone who has dated, met, or interacted with taylor in the past can consider themselves blessed.
ex. 1
*goes to see s/o’s family*
s/o mom “i hear you don’t practice traditional religion”
me “no i am a swiftie and practice swiftism”
ex. 2
person 1 “taylor swift is such a god”
person 2 “i know i’m seriously considering joining swiftism”
*goes to see s/o’s family*
s/o mom “i hear you don’t practice traditional religion”
me “no i am a swiftie and practice swiftism”
ex. 2
person 1 “taylor swift is such a god”
person 2 “i know i’m seriously considering joining swiftism”
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Used by fags who
1) Play RuneScape.
2) Are too lazy to download mIRC or any real IRC client.
3) Need to make more real life friends.
It is also sometimes known as SK.
1) Play RuneScape.
2) Are too lazy to download mIRC or any real IRC client.
3) Need to make more real life friends.
It is also sometimes known as SK.
1) z0mg i needz 2 play teh runescapes!
2) w0w dis eye are see client is teh crap but idk wher 2 find a dif 1
3)"Hey Joe want to come over?" "No I'm too busy playing RuneScape with SwiftKit"
2) w0w dis eye are see client is teh crap but idk wher 2 find a dif 1
3)"Hey Joe want to come over?" "No I'm too busy playing RuneScape with SwiftKit"
by #bangme April 1, 2009
Get the SwiftKit mug.SwiftIRC is also known as an alternative word for "kiddie". SwiftIRC also relates to "script kiddie". The only real adult on the network seems to be "Jeffrey".
Look at that swiftirc!
by Jeffrey Ulatan February 26, 2008
Get the swiftirc mug.When someone is really feeling the Taylor Swift song that is playing and begins to sing along with the lyrics in your face.
by Ashbrey Huffenjustin October 22, 2010
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Get the Swiftie mug.1) The act of mass producing extraordinarily low-quality music, themed particularly around "love", fairytales, and other interests of teenage girls, for the consumption by the aforementioned teenage girls, idiots, and the criminally insane.
2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.
2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.
Brett: "Hey man, how's it hanging?"
Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."
Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."
Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."
Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."
by A_man_with_ears August 18, 2012
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