chimney sweep

a person who cleans the inside of anothers colon with their penis

gary glitter is a chimney sweep

by max bojovic January 9, 2008

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chimney sweep

slang term for a gynecologist. could also be used to describe a proctologist.

I think I might have some squirrels beging to nest, I need to make an appointment with a chimney sweep.

Margret just got back from a brutal chimney seeping; aparently she had a lot of built up soot.

by octhrope word March 23, 2010

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Shoulder Sweep

A shoulder sweep is a subtle way of undermining your own accomplishment; making your competition seem unworthy of your time.

Pete - "Hey whats with the shoulder sweep asshole"
Hippy - "Hey man, your Beirut skills aren't worth my time..."

by Hippy Lito May 10, 2009

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Supermarket Sweep

1. An Unbeatable force.
2. To sip and flip your cup at the speed of light.
3. To accomplish a task rapidly and accurrately.
4. To gather the groceries way before dinner time.

"Hey Alex, did you win that round"
-"of course! We supermarket sweeped that sh*t!"

"Hey Justin, how'd you do that that test?"
-"Oh Jan, I Supermarket Sweeped it!"

"Hey Kelly, will you go grocery shopping with me?"
-"Of course, but we have to Supermarket Sweep it, the Office is on tonight!"

by Cintin Gintin June 30, 2009

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Bachelor sweeping

When a bachelor walks barefoot on bare floors. When enough crap sticks to his feet, he wipes them with his hand over a garbage can.

"All he ever does is dust with this hands and bachelor sweeping. He never mops or vacuums. His sink is full of dishes. His bathtub and toilet are disgusting. Why on God's green earth would you want to date him?"

by lifeinfragments September 18, 2012

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