Swedish Basketball

A act of gay sex in which a man takes the scrotum of another man from behind, and runs his tongue up the taint towards the testicles and ties them with rubber bands. Then proceeds to shove the second mans testicles into his ass and is held until the recipient can push them out

I couldn’t remember anything from last night, but rob sent me a video of us playing Swedish Basketball so it couldn’t have been too good

by CoomSlayer6969 September 30, 2021

Swedish Stallion

A nickname for the Dutchman Thijs The Retard.

Hey have you seen that Swedish Stallions Giant hooves

by SwedeStallyxo June 01, 2018

swedish subway

when someone sits on another persons lap and they both shit into the toilet

my dad was on the toilet so i was forced to do the Swedish subway with him

by king subway swimmer February 19, 2014

Swedish Rape

To have sex with someone while they're asleep

Girlfriend: I've never raped anyone!
Boyfriend: You raped me last week
Girlfriend: What?!?
Boyfriend: You Swedish raped me last Saturday
Girlfriend: What the hell are you talking about?
Boyfriend: You woke me up with a blow job
Girlfriend: Oh for fucks sake. Well I won't do it again, okay?
Boyfriend: What? No, it was lovely dear, it's just an expression, it's considered rape in Sweden...
Girlfriend: You're such a dickhead

by magic teacup January 11, 2011

Swedish Yodeler

The Swedish Yodeler is when a guy spreads open his girlfriends vagina and screams/yodels something into it. He then procedes to press his ear to against the opening awaiting an echo similar to one received in a cave, mountain top, or gourge.

EX. Kevin gave his girlfriend a Swedish Yodeler but couldn't hear the echo cause of her loud mood music

EX. Miguel- Hey Anna, can i try the Swedish Yodeler on you.

Anna- Hell NO, go back and do it by yourself.

by MisterWigglez December 28, 2010

swedish cupholder

to use the female vagina as a toilet

I swedish cupholdered a chick last night she still smells

by sheerscorpion July 11, 2008

Swedish Backpack

When a man drops his handful of genitalia on an unsuspecting person's back, usually when the other person is bent over or lying down. Then the man must sing, "Borty, borty, borty!" like the Swedish Chef.

A fine gentleman is taking a romantic shower with his loving wife, when he "accidentally" drops his shampoo bottle. The wife does what any loving person would do: she picks it up. Then the man drops his balls and cock on her back and sings like the Swedish Chef, "Borty, borty, borty!" She has then been given her official Swedish Backpack.

by Lothar Aspirin February 23, 2009