beat suite

When two roomates are absent for a long duration of time (trip, competition, or long shower) and the room is entirely empty but for one occupant. The remaining occupant then may masterbate at their will without being walked in on by their roomate. LOTS of masterbation usually ensues.

the beat refers to "beating your meat" and suite to a luxury room at an establishment.

ROOMY 1: Wow, we are both leaving for the weekend. That means Kyle will have the beat suite all to himself.

ROOMY 2: Man, he is going to be beating it allot.

by 226-Patriot February 16, 2010

Suited

adjective To match clothing top to bottom, including hat, shoes, jewelry and other apparel. Originated by Bay Area underground rapper Jack Capers.

synonyms:
Fit, Fitted, Buttered, Dipped, Dipped In Butter, Saucy, Matching

1:"Looking suited like a pair of clubs" 2:"That boy is suited" 3:"Man, I'm gonna be suited tonight"

by Jack Capers August 23, 2007

Spite marriage

A marriage motivated primarily by a desire to hurt or get even with someone else.

"She soon found out that her spite marriage to Bob was a big mistake. You see, Tom didn't care -- in fact he congratulated them both with the utmost sincerity."

by Luddz June 11, 2015

Suiteheart

A girl or a guy that you take to a hotel suite to have sex with because you are married or have a girlfriend/boyfriend. Ex. Side-Ho

I got a new suiteheart.

by Johnny Tee January 8, 2009

spiteful fart

Farting on purpose just to spite someone

My boss was a jerk to me, so I busted out a spiteful fart in his face as I walked past his desk.

by Slackey January 11, 2009

penthouse suite

The act of upper-decking a toilet while a girl gives you a blumpkin sitting fonz (reverse) style while also taking a shit in the bowl of the toilet.
You win if the guy ejaculates while both partners shit simultaneously.
The top score is a win combined with someone else walking in on you and simultaneously vomiting.

My girlfriend caught me upper decking my friends toilet and we decided to upgrade to the penthouse suite.

by lookatmytophat October 29, 2010

suite tooth

when you get an abrasive blow job from the cleaning lady in your hotel room.

(guy) oh man i forgot something in the suite! (friend) what did you forget? (guy) i forgot the number the cleaning lady gave me. (friend) why did she give you her number? (guy) lets just say she has a suite tooth!!

by jrg791 November 18, 2011