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Super Straight

gay slang for a closeted man who has a piss and shit kink
person 1: are you gay?
person 2: nah, I'm super straight *wink* *wink*
'proceeds to make out'
by MettatonNeo13 March 5, 2021
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A term that someone came up with , thinking it was cool and shit about not dating trans people. But really, it's another word for being a transphobic ass :) These people will get very defensive and say they aren't transphobic, there's no point arguing with them. Their heads are so far up their arse, therefore they won't listen.
Person 1: "So before we start dating officially, I have to tell you that I'm trans-
Person 2: If you're trans I'm not dating you! I'm super straight
Person 1: You could just say that you're transphobic instead of coming up with a stupid fucking name for it
by Billie Eilish Supremacy April 5, 2021
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A human that identifies as straight to the point that they would never willingly have sex with the same gender. Straight men who have sex with other men due to being in prison are not super straight. A super straight person would not have sex with the same gender even if the only other living being on earth is another human of the same sex.
He was so super straight he still refused to have sex with another man even though he was sexually frustrated.
by MorbidCuteness March 13, 2021
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Social rejects with neckbeards who do nothing but live in there moms basements until they die of old age,
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People that are super straight only date Women that are born Women
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A person who is only intrested romantically and sexually in people of the opposite biological sex.
Kyler: So did you go out with Sophia?
Andrew: What? No, I don't date transgender women
Kyler: Why? Are you a transphobe?
Andrew: No, they're cool. It's just my sexuality, I'm Super Straight
by Mokadelic March 10, 2021
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Super Straight is a term for those who are closeted to find one another. Primarily used by republicans as they're more fearful of being outed.
Kyle: Hey man what is your sexuality?
Ryan: I'm actually super straight

Kyle: thank you for trusting me man I won't out you
by coldtoad March 8, 2021
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