Super Straight

One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.

Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"

Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

Super Straight

People that are super straight only date Women that are born Women

I am coming out as super straight

by Ethans Fetish March 5, 2021

Super Straight

Social rejects with neckbeards who do nothing but live in there moms basements until they die of old age,

I'm super straight🤓

Get a life.

by BAneNaBread March 6, 2021

Super Straight

When A Male hides it that he is transphobic and an idiot so they use this fake sexuality to hide it

Kevin : Oh did you hear that Mikes Super Straight? Max: Really? That’s some dumb ass bull shit.

by playas1234 March 7, 2021

Super Straight

Despite what people may say, super straight is a code word that is used by gay furry men with inflation fetishes to idenify each other. It is also represented by the colors black and orange (just like the app grindr, a gay dating app.)

Guy 1: I'm super straight!
Guy 2: Ew. Gross.

by Owo Lord sorry everytgin March 7, 2021

Super Straight

A made up sexuality that originated on TikTok so people can avoid being called transphobic. “Super Straight” people’s preference is to date cis people. It’s not a sexuality. They came up with super straight to mock the lgbtq+ community. Super Straight is just thinly veiled transphobia. Ps. ⬛️🟧 their flag is the Grindr colors

Guy 1:would you date a transwoman?

Guy 2: no it’s not my preference

————That is not transphobic———
Guy 1: would you date a transwoman?

Guy 2: No gross. But I’m Super Straight so you can’t say I’m transphobic. Haha
———-that is transphobic———-

by AutumnRain March 8, 2021

Super Straight

A way for middleschoolders old men and white twinks to identify they both have a scat kink. This is commonly used on the app tiktok where the colors black and orange(grindr colors) are put in a bio so it's easier to find other twinks

I am super straight meaning I am sexually attracted to f*ck the literal shit out of someone

by FriendlyNeighborhoodFag March 8, 2021