steal off

To discreetly sneak away with the hopes of going unnoticed.

Darren was supposed to be manning the fire station emergency phones all night, but around 7 he decided to steal off for an hour or so to catch the 2-for-1 happy hour lapdance special at the Boom-Boom Room.

by Nicholas D December 24, 2007

steal you

means to hit/slap someone.

boy, if you don't shut up i'll steal you.

by idakoo June 9, 2018

Stealing Grass

the act of being in a place where one does not belong; to trespass.

Alex: Is that guy stealing grass?
Manny: No, hes allowed to be here, hes the maintenance guy.

by StreetBikeTakeover June 6, 2010

clean steal

A clean steal happens when one of your friends leaves something at your house for so long that they forget you have it. Once they forget it used to be theirs, it becomes yours.

Jim: Dude, isn't that my Zelda game?

Greg: It's been over here for like six months and you totally forgot I had it. Clean steal, dude.

Jim: Alright, good call.

by FarashaSand December 20, 2008

selfie stealing

"When one steals someone else's phone and takes a selfie"

My sister stole my phone and was selfie stealing.

by Miss Jess Kim December 21, 2014

house-stealing

House-stealing occurs when a sibling takes a house, unbeknownst to the other siblings, by manipulating the family inheritance.

House-stealing destroys sibling relationships.

by Rodriguez Garcia December 26, 2017

Stealing dick

The act of a girl tying a guy to the bed and going a town on him continuously to the point that the guy would not be able to see his dick for a good period of time.

....like I couldn't see it for 30 mins straight. She just stole it! That's stealing dick!

by Samogram March 30, 2017