stale cracker

an old, ornery white person

Man, Donald Trump is a stale cracker

by HippOsiris January 15, 2018

Stale as Fuck

The words used to describe a situation that is either:
a) No longer funny
b) No longer important
c) Bad
d) Good

Due to the possible issues between bad and good, context is always necessary.

a) Barry: Oppan Gangnam Style! OP! OP! OP! OP!
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

b) Barry: Hitler didn't gas six million Jews, that's an overestimation.
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

c) Barry: I boned a prostitute last night!
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

d) Barry: I boned a waitress last night!
Ben: Stale as fuuuuuck duuude!
*fist bump*

by Martinstra October 9, 2012

Stale Jew

A comedic Jewish performer or writer that makes a ton of money. When their career goes south, they're no longer useful and are now called the "Stale Jew."

Chandler: Why is that guy picking up a penny?
Elliott: He needs money. He no longer has a career and is just a stale jew.

by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016

stale dick

Dried out penis that has not been in use for an extended period of time.

Damn, I wish I had a girlfriend. I've had stale dick for months now.

by BigDicktionary March 10, 2015

stale banana

the new and improved word for "weenie"

Bob:"That kid is such a weenie"
Joe: "No he's a STALE BANANA"

by sincerelyyxmeee February 5, 2008

stale donkey

unable to have an erection

a infertile person is a stale donkey

by matt February 25, 2004

Stale Cracker

A boring white person. A white person with no sense of humor or overall just not enjoyable to be around.

Damn, Raymond is such a stale cracker.

by hahanahman August 11, 2020