Stafford County

THE MOST BORING PLACE IN THE WORLD (BASICALLY A PLACE FOR HILLBILLIES NEXT TO THERE HOMELAND FREDRICKSBURG

HILLBILLY DOODLE:where are you from?

BILLY BOB JOE:Stafford County

HILLBILLY DOODLE:OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!

by SKATERDUDE123 March 3, 2011

Stanford

The best computer science school, ever.

Student # 4056: I'm applying to stanford, and an admission officier is viewing this right now!

Student's Friend: You can't get into stanford!

Student # 4056: Your mother.

by 8194056 December 31, 2011

Stanford University

A prestigious private university where the asshole students can't decide whether they are better than everyone else because they're rich (which they are) or because they're smart (which they aren't). The parties suck and the girls are mediocre. The only bright side is that there are fewer hippies than at Berkeley.

Don't go to Stanford unless you hate having fun.

by Rob May 13, 2005

staffordshire

Staffordshire is a shit hole... People don't move there... They move away... It's full of those who want the country life but can't be bothered to do anything about it..

Person 1: where are you from?
Person 2: Staffordshire
Person 1: shit... I'm sorry man
Person 2: it's ok.. I live anywhere but there now

by Happy to leave June 7, 2016

Aaron Stanford

Pyro in the X-men trilogy

Aaron Stanford played Pyro in the X-men movie trilogy.

by Adrian October 4, 2006

shackford

Someone who is one gender and likes another gender so much they become that gender

that guy is such a shackford

by thatoneboiyaknow December 11, 2017

stafford allstar

Kid that stays in Stafford county VA after graduating high school instead of going to college. They hangout with the kids in school to make themselves feel like they aren’t a complete failure. Male allstars try to hook up with the high school girls. Definitely smokes pac. Might have a minimum wage job but probably not. Female allstars commonly marry their high school boyfriend shortly after graduation. Will probably live in aquia harbor the rest of their lives.

S- “Jacob asked us to hangout tonight”
T- “he graduated 2 years ago and were in 11th grade, a total stafford allstar”

by TropSmooth October 30, 2018