anally stabbed myself

When ya playin' with a figit spinner and you accidentally stab yourself with it.

Sorry b0ss I anally stabbed myself

by bitchboy23 June 1, 2017

The Dirty Staed

The act of when your having sex with your chick and you shit on her tits and then roll her on her side and fuck her hard till the shit slides off her boobs.

Me: dude I totallly pulled the dirty Staed last night!!

Friend: damn again?!?!

Me: hell yeah, my moms pissed though cause she thinks I slept with candy bar in bed..

by Dontturnofflightsmomimnotready November 30, 2017

that's what she stated

because said is dead, the phrase 'that's what she said' became "that's what she stated". yes its kinda stupid but really funny to say after someone says, "thats what she said."

Guy1"hey dude, i like your shirt"
Guy2"that's what she said"
Girl"That's what she stated!"

by Shadow_Casters' Friend May 26, 2010

poop staber

if your are a poop staber that means you like men. So if you are let me give you some advice that will mean you are part of the f-f-f-f-f-f fag unit with captin vincent and assistants kyle turpie, warren knapp and kyle pfeifer

that john vincent sure used his dick as a poop staber last night with chris craik

by vincent likes men September 13, 2004

poop staber

a male who likes other men. These people are poop stabers: john vincent john vincent john vincent and the whole f-f-f-f-f-f fag unit

john vincent is such a poop staber that his 2 cm penis is raw now

by brandan Van Asseldonk September 13, 2004

Staked

This is the intense feeling of pain and paralyzation you feel do to having your heart broken into a million pieces.

I want to pay in bed all day. When she cheated on me, it staked me.

by Destiny Girl May 28, 2018

Stanky Staredown

rubbing your eyeball/eyelid on the female pussy

niggaigav my bitch a mean stanky staredown!!!!

by D-Smoove July 9, 2011