mega sprout

someone who is a mega sprout is someone who just sprouts mega

Hey, Mike B is a mega sprout!

by tigrebroone April 19, 2024

Hair Sprout

When one decides to shave their head and misses one or spot(s) leaving him/her with areas of longer hair.

Holy crap dude, look at your hair sprout! What did you shave your head in the dark?!

by 976Godless August 14, 2011

short sprout

When someone's sprouting phase is short, causing them to be a small or short person.

Guy 1: your ugly

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout

by Wood3356 March 7, 2023

Bartholomew township Brussels sprout

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.

Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!

by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025

sock sprout

When your sock's holes are too big that your leg hair sticks out. Note that the holes are NOT from the sock ripping.

Guy 1: Dude whats on your sock?
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!

by Blitz Ashspear June 12, 2017

Sprouting

When your hair gets spiky after a long day

Person 1: hey dude, you’re sprouting again
Person 2: yeah I know.

by KamiEatsPeaches December 3, 2021

Sprout

A small person that is very annoying and loud. They like to tell people that are taller than themselves to grow. They can be a jerk sometimes, and they hate to be around other short people. Sprouts are very annoying and often get in the way of your conversations with your friends.

You- Oh my gosh!! I am so tired!! I want to go home!!
Sprout- You need to shut up!!
You- You need to shut up!!
Sprout- You need to grow!!
You- I'm taller than you!!

by iminfrenchclass March 14, 2018