Spoonless

Meaning lack of energy. Commonly used among sufferers of such conditions as EDS to describe how they are feeling.

Oh man, that trip to the shops knackered me, I'm now totally spoonless for the rest of the day.

by sozishere August 30, 2013

Spoonerisms

Coined from the late great Do-Shua Jick-Sun III, a term that relates to any anecdote or act performed by an individual who continues to pursue or pester an individual. The acts tend to be related to feelings of unrequited love, wherein the individual would exert extreme or obsessive behaviour towards an uninterested in individual.

Robin: Uh oh, he asked me to go on cam again and to flash my gooch :(

Josh: Yet another one of his crazy Spoonerisms right that. Sorry to hear this.

Dan: LULZ.

by Snorlax's Friend Sposhjewnar May 30, 2010

spoone

A derogatory term for an african american, taken from the character "detective Spooner" from "I Robot" for his utter stupidity. Mostly used in reference to Will Smith.

Judas: Did you see "I am Legend"?

Beerguy: No, that spoone will do anything for money.

by brother darkne$$ June 23, 2009

willy spooner

a funny ass name created by ME. It sounds like "will he spoon her" quite hilarious

i named my son willy spooner for shits and gigs.

by Lisppy McLisperson1 August 16, 2011

spooners

josh and vinny (see spooning)

I think Josh and Vinny are a couple of spooners.

by concernedmom December 5, 2004

the spooner

when you pop out your girlfriends glass eye with a rusty spoon and fuck her scull through her eye socket

dont lip off to me bitch or i"ll give you that spooner!!!

by ugly food that stinks May 15, 2003

Spoonlandia

A neighborhood inhabited principally by African American individuals and their families (niggers). Usualy, the housing is provided by the government.

Man I hate driving through spoonlandia, the coons are really out today. It must be the first or fifteenth of the month, government check day.

by key-man.12345 August 27, 2013