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spooge pirate

A woman whos primary objective in life is to rob unsuspecting men of their man juice. They use and abuse men just so they can add to their collection of spooge.
Do you think I should go out with her? No way man. I wont let you fall victim to another spooge pirate.
by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005
mugGet the spooge piratemug.

Spooge Dumpster

n. a female who frequently participates in sexual intercourse just to experience coitus; similar to a "skank" or "ho".
"I thought Jenny was sleeping with Tim, not David; she's such a spooge dumpster."
by FlannelMan 92 November 25, 2009
mugGet the Spooge Dumpstermug.

Hate-Spooging

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.
Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.
by Frustrated Worker December 23, 2010
mugGet the Hate-Spoogingmug.

Spooge Rag

A spooge rag is a piece of clothing or cloth used to wipe up spooge.
Disgusting...I just grabbed my shirt and there is some sticky shit all over it.
Sorry man...I couldn't find my spooge rag, and I had to find a new one.
by Zuchinibut aka Mr. Incredible February 3, 2006
mugGet the Spooge Ragmug.

spooge

A chick/dude whose totally bangin'

Also a synonym for cum
"Dawg did you see that chick, she's spooge on a stick!"

"I spooged all over her face last night"
by Jeff Zomberson December 30, 2009
mugGet the spoogemug.

spooge booth

A quarter booth where one can view pornography. Usually supplied with a stool, towels, and disgusting sperm odor. For the extremely skanky.
I can't believe he went into a spooge booth....fucking skank!
by JJFADS January 7, 2005
mugGet the spooge boothmug.

Spooge Loogie

After a girl/guy give oral copulation to another person and ingests the output, then the person sneezes and out come a mixture of Man Ranch and phlegm. This creamy, salty mixture is known as a Spooge Loogie
Rhonda wanted to show Mike that she really loved him, so she decided to swallow his steamy load after a long session of fellatio. All of a sudden she had a huge urge to sneeze. "Achoooo!!". She snorted out a big wad along with her snot and made a nice bright green and white SPOOGE LOOGIE
by e-rips October 8, 2003
mugGet the Spooge Loogiemug.

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