Spicy Mechanic

The action of coating your penis in WD40 as an alternate form of lube, lighting said penis on fire and then sticking it inside of a girls anus
Bro, last night I gave that bitch a spicy mechanic, and now she's "in the hospital" and "needs me to pay her medical bills."
by Grognesium May 24, 2019
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Spicy Hamilton

When you give someone lysol wipes instead of baby wipes
I gave him a spicy hamilton and he hasn't been able to sit right for a week.
by Itisalongstory November 24, 2019
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Spicy poop

Fecal matter that contains trace spices, peppers, chilis, or oils from the person's last meal, causing the pooper anal discomfort or burning, ranging from mild to severe. This discomfort occurs while pooping and possibly up to 24 hours thereafter, dependent on level of spiciness of the consumed food.
Dude, after eating "El Burrito Diablo" from that mexican place, I have had spicy poop 3 times this morning alone. This is worse than when i ate the Atomic Wings!
by milkacow October 07, 2010
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Spicy MacGregor

A Spicy MacGregor is essentially giving head (or sometimes rimming) with an irritant, such as after eating spicy foods.
Constructed in the fashion of other colourful 'ethnic' innuendos, such as Dirty Sanchez and Mexican Lipstick.Coined in the webcomic Lucid TV.
"So, yeah, that's pretty much how you do a Spicy MacGregor."
by Rhademanthus December 18, 2007
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Spicy Daddy

This man is the spiciest gentleman in the room. This title is non-sexual. Jeff Goldblum likes to be called daddy when he eats hot wings. Currently held by Dustin of Kutztown University.
-Hey brotein, who the fuck is that guy?
- Brofessor, that is fucken Spicy daddy. The spiciest man on campus.
- Holy dog shit, Jeff Goldblum really likes to be called Spicy daddy when he eats hot wings....
by Monstamikebulla December 13, 2018
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depressingly spicy

When a situation isn't how you want it to be, but it benefits you.
Person 1: "They don't have the expensive top I wanted to get in my size. It's so depressingly spicy."
Person 2: "Yeah you really wanted it but you didn't need it and you'll save your money."
by Catherine Dif January 31, 2019
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