sphincter clincher

A quip, joke, remark, or action that is offensive enough to make the listener(s) gasp or go silent. When the questionable comment is said, the listeners' ring of muscle around their anus contracts and continues to hold in a tight grasp.

Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction and Kramer's (aka Michael Richards) racist tirade are both great examples of a sphincter clincher.

by Seriously Funny December 16, 2009

Sphincter Flutter

The expulsion of intestinal gas that causes one's sphincter to vibrate thereby causeing an audible sound. Also see Fart.

Newt consumed massive amounts of Hot Wings and produced a magninfcent amount of sphincter flutter.

by Yuri Pendorov June 11, 2005

sphincter girl

A female that takes it up the ass and loves it.

Karen got her ass stretched out last night she's a total sphincter girl.

by Vic of the North May 15, 2008

Sphincter Face

One who has a face that should be in the backside of thier pants.

hey look at that sphincter face, he shouldn't be allowed in public like this.

by Jason And Kim September 11, 2003

sphincter cabbage

a small peace of poo near or inside the rim of the brown eye resembling a dingle berry

tossing her salad was straight till i got a piece of sphincter cabbage

by weezy April 3, 2005

sphincter stretcher

1. the act of the cock monsters stretching a sphincter so wide you can see her heart beat.

My oh my Benny has her in the Sphincter stretcher...TAP BITCH TAP!!!

by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

Sphincter Nazi

In the FPS computer game Call of Duty, it's that German soldier that materializes in the room that was just cleared, and shoots the player in the back with some species of automatic weapon, making a counterattack impossible.

This primarily occurs when the player doesn't follow the linear construction of the game's timeline and spawn triggers.

For example: Killing every German on a given map prior to actually achieving the objective. After which, while en route to the extraction point, the player is shot and killed by a soldier that apparently dropped from the player's ass (since that's the only place he could have been hiding).

Ovserver: Dude, why the hell are you just running around?
Player: Making sure there are no hostiles left on this map before I set my charges.
Observer: Whats it been, half an hour?
Player: Give or take.
Sphincter Nazi: "Americaner." *Brrrraaaaaaap*
Player: Where the fu...
Observer: Man, you got schooled by that Sphincter Nazi.

by Chumbucket January 18, 2007