Spencer

a name typical of a douchebag and/or faggot. A Spencer typically tries to be a player, and epicly fails. With his cute nose, a Spencer will attempt to lure you into his really stereotypical and totally unoriginal trap. Then, he will most likely put his finger in his ass and run away like a scared puppy. Spencers typically don't own a pair of testicles, so unless one is an asshole to you (most Spencers are) try and be nice to them, otherwise they might get your favorite toilet paper roll messy with their tears. Toilet paper is more of a necessity in life than anyone named Spencer.
Did that guy just dump her just because he doesn't see her 24/7? What a Spencer.

That Spencer just took it in his ass!

Dude, don't be a Spencer. Mix up your game a little.
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“He is such a Spencer “
by Gurlsle November 14, 2017
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to be homosexual or like me or to have a very tiny penis
"yo your such a spencer" "YO ILL FUCKING KILL YOU"
by alex hammer November 23, 2007
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All Spencer's are douche bags, if you are a Spencer and not a douche you should start going by your middle name!
by Juble February 06, 2010
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Spencer is a dick of a guy who thinks he’s the shit. He and fucks your heart and acts like your a sex toy. Then he leaves cause he’s a fucking homo pulse everyone thinks he’s gay and a female and his and got him expelled
by Hakfiielzkd w February 15, 2019
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Short and sometimes tends to be gay at birth. And is usually sad at most times. :(
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Person: Hey! You know that spencer kid over there.

Other person:Nah, where?

Person: Over there!

Other person: Oh I couldn’t see that lil boy!
by Candyman67 June 04, 2019
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A Nonce who likes 4 year old boys and likes to jack off every night
Shut Spencer you scabby Jew
by Mine raft is gay lslslls January 11, 2019
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