Soggy Cobbler

an old lady vagina ; warn out and out of juice from many years of “experience”/ encounters with male genitals.

Yo mark your grandfather told me your grandma has a soggy cobbler.

by Southernjaggoff February 29, 2020

Soggy sambo

Also known as a soggy sandwich, this is the natural evolution of an anal creampie when the felching of one's own love chutney from in between two buns (that is, the buttocks) commences.

Dave wanted to enjoy a tasty soggy sambo with her, but she friend-zoned him.

by the password is nipple August 8, 2019

Soggy breakaway

When you bite the ends off of a breakaway chocolate bar, and then use it like a straw for tea until tea comes out the other side into your mouth, you have a soggy breakaway. Eat it, it'll be warm, melted chocolate, and delicious.

"Mom, put the kettle on, I've got a craving for a soggy breakaway!"

by Ben is Zero November 3, 2019

soggy frog

When the testicles are coated in a soggy film of sweat, and the chap is repeatedly tea-bagging the participants face in a bouncing motion.

Gave her the ol' soggy frog last night, ay

by ParisianYoung September 12, 2015

Soggy Lobster

(n.): Word to describe a penis that explodes during ejaculation. The skin is torn in several places and the flesh protrudes out, dripping with blood and semen. Usually brought on by recreational use of viagra and penis pumping combined.

A soggy lobster.

by CrunchyCrab October 27, 2010

Soggy cereal

When cereal is soggy from staying in milk for more than 6 minutes

Wow that's some soggy cereal.

by Family friendly content February 20, 2019

soggy cookie

a game when two or more guys stand in a circle around a cookie masturbating and the last one to cum on the cookie has to eat it.

waverly school likes to play soggy cookie

by amy mclean October 5, 2005