Snuffleapagus

When someone places a high pressure water gun used to wash cars, up or around your bum and squeezes the trigger, leaving you feeling like you have just shit diarrhea in your pants. Not pleasant at all...

"Hey man, tell me when Bryce comes around so I can give him a snuffleapagus."
"Alright, he's coming!"

-squeeze trigger-
"Oh shit! Why'd you snuff me?!?!"
"I thought you needed to cool down haha"

by Youdontknowme!!!!! June 8, 2013

Snuffle Butter

When a female goes to suck a males penis, and accidentally hits her forehead with his penis, missing her mouth.

"Dude! Last night Sarah totally Snuffle Buttered like 10 times!"
"Well she was drunk man".

by smitjor2 September 14, 2015

Snufflebutt

An Advanced Armed Forces member who can Quickscope pretty k. Not good not bad but k

He snipes like Snufflebutt

by AAF clan m8 July 3, 2016

Snuffle twat

A vagina that is lubed by spitting her own snuff juices onto it.

That bitch is so redneck i bet she has a snuffle twat

by Bushman77 October 31, 2016

snuffleupagus boner

imaginary boner that transgender woman wish they had

Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner

by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017

Snuffleufagus

An enlarged jar of Nutella that has come alive and has the sniffles

I accidentally bought snuffleufagus at the store.

by Maddie Inez April 18, 2017

Snuffler

Someone who has a stuffed nose, refuses to blow said nose, and also refuses to breathe out of their mouth. These people, are most likely idiots. The noise this action makes is horrible.

"Hey man look at that frickin' snuffler over there. You can hear him from across the room.

by FakeTLP September 8, 2017