snartphone

a ghetto smartphone that 'corrects' your words to be misspelled, even though the word was spelled correctly to begin with.

"...you know I'm always up on your Facebook status lol on my 'snartphones' 'ftw'..."
'smartphone' was changed to 'snartphone'
'wtf' was changed to 'ftw'

by sillygirl#001 November 21, 2009

Skert

You know skert skert gang gang

Me and the crocodilies like to skert on niggas and whip on niggas

by SkertNigga May 31, 2018

snarted

the act of sneezing and farting simultaneously

Chris snarted after eating Korean barbecue.

by mdawg84 January 15, 2010

Snart

An act that appears to most an innocent sneeze, when infact the "sneezer" is actualy covering up a fart.

*Sneeze*
Bystander "Bless you"
Snarter "Thankyou"
Bystander " No probl- oh-oh my god, what is that smell? Was that a Snart?!"

by insert_pseudonym_here November 6, 2009

snart

A snart is when you sneeze but end up also farting.

Jeralyn is getting old. She meant to sneeze but it was actually a snart.

by Rainbow Carnage November 27, 2010

smert

cooler verison of smart, what you call someone that is beyond smart but not yet a genuis

I very smert.

by THECARLMAN June 6, 2018

Snartaffles

A fucking disgrace to humanity. If you see this person, fucking blow his brains off. Daddy

Murder snartaffles

by Limited_Cake January 26, 2021