*playing csgo*
me: how the hell did he do that?
purp42088: must’ve been a smurf.
simpmaster11: too bad the only way he can win is making a new acc.
me: yeah,,
me: how the hell did he do that?
purp42088: must’ve been a smurf.
simpmaster11: too bad the only way he can win is making a new acc.
me: yeah,,
by lillians69 November 27, 2020
Get the smurfmug. When you are a small person
or
you have a second account on video games and you are EXTREMELY SWEATY on it
or
you have a second account on video games and you are EXTREMELY SWEATY on it
by Its Your Boy Daddy Cock July 11, 2017
Get the Smurfmug. by littleclownbby April 22, 2019
Get the Smurfmug. When a man gets a blowjob after he dips his penis in whip cream mixed with blue raspberry Kool-aid. (1 packet of Kool-aid and a small tub of whipped cream. About 20 servings of blue penis or blue balls)
Man -Hey girl wanna go smurfing? I can turn your tongue blue.
Girl - Ummmmm. Ok, but just this once.
Girl - Ummmmm. Ok, but just this once.
by Dirrty Dave August 15, 2017
Get the Smurfingmug. The name of a short girl who is extremely cute/adorable/beautiful
/lovable and she's so light you
can carry her like a baby and did
I forget to mention she's
extremely goth and super cute
And can tell if someone's a good
Person or not and can keep secrets
/lovable and she's so light you
can carry her like a baby and did
I forget to mention she's
extremely goth and super cute
And can tell if someone's a good
Person or not and can keep secrets
Friend: hey lucas did you see that new girl with the sides of her head shaved she looks freaky
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP *whispers* I think she's kinda cute like a smurf •/////•
Friend:you like her don't you
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP *whispers* I think she's kinda cute like a smurf •/////•
Friend:you like her don't you
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP
by --[seeker]-- July 18, 2014
Get the Smurfmug. smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.
Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!
by mike October 14, 2003
Get the Smurfedmug. 